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It is Friday! Time to cut loose. I'm going to smoke a bowl, fill up my car with gas, get some Chinese takeout. Maybe watch a few mindless videos on YouTube until I feel my eyes get heavy. Then force myself up to brush teeth, floss, gargle, and off to bed. Not every day can be like the one below with Giana Van Patten. That's ok. Makes me appreciate them more.
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I met Dita Vetone one evening at the beach. I saw a woman wrapped up in a blanket with a photographer walking back to the parking lot. I approached and asked her for her Instagram. I explained that I was also a photographer and perhaps we could work together. I had no idea what type of insane natural figure lay hidden under that blanket. Life is full of surprises. I think I'll keep at it. More Dita is planned.
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"Here is what I have left of the lovely Lissa. I will see if we can get more of her, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I will also add a bonus video later today if there is enough decent footage (if there is any, it ain't much). Lissa knows how to make our popsicles drip. AI wrote that. Wasn't me."
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I like when people aren't ashamed to show imperfection. I like that Katie Darling let me record her perform a partially learned song on her keyboard. It was subtle but it told me a lot about her. She must truly appreciate the learning process. She must understand that it isn't only the finish line that is important, it's also fact that you're running. That you're pushing to become a better you. Are you?
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"Daphne Dare invites us into her quiet, pink chambers for this intimate session. Her room is filled with all things girly, including a cat, sewing machine, countless stuffies, a large bottle of coconut rum, and mandatory massage wand. I could tell right away that this was her safe space, its own little world that she doesn't regularly share with just anyone. Thanks, Daphne. Part 2 tomorrow."
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I photographed Marie Boitte on a windy day in San Francisco. She is a transplant from France. Supposedly Mark Twain wrote this about the city, The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Francisco. I mostly associate the Bay Area with non-existent parking spaces and the faint stench of human fecal matter wafting through the air. Bon appetit.
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Dannell Norfolk shops at Costco because they sell reasonably priced tubs of coconut oil. I have heard that this oil makes for great lube, but I have also heard that it is a horrible idea. You can find opposing views on everything these days. For instance, rhino horn powder. Everyone knows that it makes men super virile, but no one agrees if you should mix it into your morning smoothie or sprinkle it on scramby eggs. We will figure it out eventually. Here is another great gallery for you to steal and spread all over the internets. Enjoy.
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This is a short intro to a sexy young lady we will refer to as Oakley Jacobs. She had never done anything like this, but was ready to step out of her typical comfort zone after discovering her sexuality. You will see more of her soon. These were taken on a canyon road outside of Los Angeles. Many areas like this have been turned into deathly infernos by the wildfires. These catastrophes can make pessimists out of us all, but only temporarily. Hopelessness is not a luxury that we can afford. The human spirit will persevere whether or not Gaia wants us to. These are new problems but overcoming our problems is nothing new.
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Enjoy this short followup to my visit to the Hindu temple with Georgia Ames. She is friendly and wild, which is unlike the people who run that place. They were all butt-hurt about me taking pictures on their property. Legal threats ensued and subsequently ignored. What's so dirty about the human body and sexuality? Guess I need to become religious to find out.
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Sabrina Lynn returns. What a beauty this woman is. If you don't think I try hard to bring you fellers something special, then you need to checkity-check yourself. When I post a girl like Sabrina, I know it will only be a matter of hours before the entire gallery has been spread throughout the web. Unauthorized and for free, of course. Zishy essentially runs on an honor system. If you like my work and want to see more incredible women like Sabrina, please try to support the site. The more subscribers I have, the more I can compensate the talent. Thank you, babies.
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Kylie Quinn makes the Pacific Palisades palatable. The surrounding nature is beautiful, you just have to share it with a boatload of other assholes. You just have to suffer through the danger of driving on Sunset or PCH everyday. You just have to smile as the dysfunctional California state government eats up your tax dollars. Other than that, Paradise. Kylie Quinn will help you see the silver lining. She is not the innocent type, but let's be honest, that isn't what you really want. You just wanted to be the first to plant your flag. Meh, that shit is overrated.
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Lanah Adams took the journey with me to see Riverside's Mission Inn. This hotel and surrounding area is known for going all out with holiday decor. Lanah is a petite firecracker from the Appalachian region. She escaped the freezing temperatures to enjoy SoCal's milder climate for a couple of weeks. Part two arrives tomorrow with a bonus video and Lanah's sleek nude figure. We may or may not have been escorted off the premises.
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And now a farewell to another special girl, Patience Dolder. This lanky, quirky beauty is not ashamed of her powerful sexuality. Since these were taken, Patience returned to Colorado to start a family. I am guessing it was with a guy who she dated for years, but took a break from while she sowed some of her wild oats via Zishy and other experiences. I was happy to oblige and do my part. Sometimes, I wonder how this freaky vegan is raising her child and carrying on with her life. But I'll be damned if I am going to jump on Facebook and do any research. Facebook sucks.
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Introducing Sabrina Lynn. She is another gorgeous person that I met on Instagram. I already know what you are thinking. I already know what you are going to say. Yes, there will be more of Sabrina to come. She is a smart cookie who is not only saving her modeling money, but also investing it. No, Sabrina did not actually rent a Lambo, but she is so undeniably beautiful, I bet they would have let her drive one off the lot if she asked nicely. Once I saw Sabrina's wallet, I felt like I began to understand her personality and why she would even do Zishy in the first place.
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Part two has arrived. Nicole Ross says she is shy. She has almost 400K followers on her Instagram where she mostly posts semi-nude photos of herself. She initially asked me to use a different name for her, but later decided to go with her regular moniker. Did I ever tell you how I often feel like the polar opposite of civilization?
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Aurora Morgenrote participated earlier this year in the quarantine contest. Her beauty comes to us by way of Firenze, Italy. She might not have the best eyesight, but who wants to see things clearly these days? I kid. Everything is turned up a notch visually in Italia, the architecture, the food, the women. Thank goodness for experiences like this. More of my Italian adventures to come.
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Part two. Bonus video will be added here before I dream of Hazel tonight.
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I met Tamara Damachuk at the beach one idyllic summer day. She was with her boyfriend relaxing, making out, you know, things that young lovers do on a lazy afternoon. I approached her and asked if she would consider modeling. She struck me as an intensely shy person, but to my surprise, was receptive to my offer. Within a couple of days, I had Tamara walking around town in a perfectly short skirt and even smiling from time to time. Dare to dream. More to come.
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My guy, Bobby, just recently had his home raided by the police in Venezuela. They took his computers and his camera equipment. He was given a couple of days to come up with thousands of cookies which he certainly does not have in order to avoid jailtime. I am filled with outrage that there are places in this world where producing adult content is a reason to lock someone inside a metal cage. The good news is that Bobby had shot Katie Arias for us again prior to his legal woes. Feeling a bit guilty, I decided to send Bobby many, many of my prayers. Hopefully, he can be rehabilitated and return to society in a few years. BTW, I'm thinking of getting a new wrap for my Model X. What color do you think would be dope?
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Zishy is updating its terms of use this October as well. We will no longer allow any donkey punches, ATMs, Ringo Starrs, superherosupervillain fisting, upside down toeholds, or bareback spit roasts. Sorry, guys. On the bright side, I will now accept crypto for payment because fuck banks and credit card companies. Anyways, enjoy this extended final tease of Sofia Orlova. She never revealed her nude body completely to us, but I still think she is magic.
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I want to speak directly to the people reading this who are not subscribed. You should join Zishy. We have a lot of fun here. With a membership, you can see how crappy a person's pubic region regrows after being subjected to laser removal. Poor Adriene. She will get through this though. I am semi-confident she can find a lover who will look past such a superficial travesty. Also, if you subscribe, you will be given Adriene's bitcoin wallet address if you wish to contribute to her pube transplant fund. A video of Adriene will be added either later tonight or tomorrow. Make friends in the comments. Z.
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Regan Budimir and Olena Kozich are friends, I think. They probably hang out and go to the movies. Maybe they saw the new Avatar together. Your guess is as good as mine. I just know that they are both beautiful and seek excitement. Unquestionably, they shared a thrill or two for us at Zishy. Hope you get yourself a handful this weekend. z.
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Here are more juicy gems from my time with Hazel Heart. When she agreed to shoot for Zishy, I showed her off to my friend. She claimed to have instantly become obsessed with Hazel. In my head, I was like, Yeah, I get it. Turns out that this was not simply playful exaggeration. Within a few days, my enamored friend ended up taking a flight to Vegas, and for reasons that I do not want to get into, is now serving time in a Nevada state penitentiary. Oh wellz.
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Here is part one of my finale with Dorothy Channing. She is an incredible woman that can only be found here on Zishy. In the case that I am uninformed, please direct us all to where we can find more of her. Dorothy is such a gem that I would even suffer the photography of some lesser buffoon who managed to get Dorothy in front of his camera. I confess, I am a smut snob. Been at this game too long to not be.
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I love you, Samadhi. I will do anything for you. I will eat ramen to afford the costly water bills resulting from your daily soaks. I will smile as I wipe my b-hole with the soggy toilet paper which you precariously store on the edge of our tub. I will giggle like a schoolgirl when I chip my teeth on the hard metal that decorates your body. You are worth it all. Stay tuned for part 2 with video tomorrow.
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Aurora Morgenrote lives in an apartment out of some kind of storybook. Beautiful locations must somehow propagate beautiful people. I have not spent much time relaxing in Italy and I have only visited a small number of its popular tourist attractions. But if you asked me what I would want to see or do in any country, it fall in line with the work that you see here on Zishy. Have a great one and thanks again for helping me live a dream. -ZV
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Alina, another Zishy contributor, took it upon herself to go out with her friend into the snow and take some pics for us. She didn't show me Lida Nowak beforehand, or discuss her ideas with the snow and location. Alina just knew it would all work out. Boy, was she right. Lida is daring, flexible, and incredible. I hope that all you have a happy new year. Part two will come.
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On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.
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"I am so damn happy the election is over. I am not happy to witness the trauma of the losing side, but that could have easily been predicted by the way corporate media has portrayed the winner for the last eight years. Both sides now have a duty. The dems need to challenge their assertions by critiquing what they were told and how they were led. The winners need to take the higher road by not dunking all over the losers on social media. It's gross and will lead to more cultural turmoil. The only one that should be dunking is Daisy. Please, Daisy. Dunk away. I'll see if I can put up a bonus video later today. This dude needs some rest."
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Another energetic contestant from Portland. Number 17 is bendy and seems to enjoy showing that off. I give her a perfect score on her mask use. Please guys, make sure you are rating these sets. On April 22, I am giving out three Zishy stimulus checks. The Twitter and Instagram posts will go up all at once on Sunday, most likely.
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"I have many regrets about my younger days. Mostly they stem from wasting time on stupid shit like TV, movies, video games, spectator sports, etc. I should have focused more energy on developing useful skills like skateboarding, running scams, speaking Mandarin or explosive-making. It took me a while, but I finally realized that in order to get anything meaningful out of life, I needed to become a hunter. No one was going to give me the rabbits of this world. I had to learn how to catch them for myself. I hope you know how to get yours."
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It was back in 2013 or 14 when I photographed this kooky rodeo girl named Mattie Borders. I can't recall what role she played, but it was a dangerous one. Mattie explained how the rodeo almost cost her her leg. I love thrill seekers. They have the most interesting stories if they live long enough to tell them. You can choose to be safe, but hardly anyone will want to buy the rights. Live dangerously for it is a sound investment. On my way to the Wuhan Table Tennis Invitational. See you soon, boi.
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"She needed a part two and the photographer needed to capture Victoria Ramos more than once in her bedroom. You won't hear any complaints from me. Word from Argentina is that Victoria wants to do more shooting for Zishy. I think we can accommodate."
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I met Kayla Coyote as the Earth Day festival in Santa Barbara was wrapping up. It turns out she had done some prior provocative modeling for a site called Playdude or something. But forget about them. You want the real deal here at Zishy. Other publications are like those pale red tasteless spheres you buy in Walmart that are supposed to be tomatoes. Zishy is the juicy fruit that you can pop straight into your mouth, fresh off the vine growing in Grandma's garden. Eat up. More of Ms. Coyote to come.
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"I feel real bad that Pamela Cuevano had to endure numerous bug bites during this photoshoot for Zishy. Our contributor, Francisco, was slightly less fortunate and came down with a mild case of malaria. A few days staycation in a hospital bed and he's back on his feet. No harm, no foul. And no paid leave, of course. Who knew that such awful diseases were easily spread by insects? Nature is metal."
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Happy Fourth. Dita Vetone is super picky about the food she eats, but she humored me and tasted a chunk of fried alligator tail from my plate. To me, the gator was fantastic. But what the hell do I know? I was sitting there, half love-drunk with the exceptional creature across the table. She might not show it all, but she will still floor your jaw. Stay tuned for part two.
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"Happy Holidays, degens. I am in a rush to make it to Christmas Mass with the family. It is the one time of year that I am willing to do such a thing. This is the season for community, generosity, and finding profound meaning beyond your own wants and desires. Plus, the women usually get dolled up and look delightful. So, Merry Christmas, everybody. Get a few fartcoins for those special people in your life. I will add a bonus video in your stocking (to this update) by tomorrow."
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It is pretty hard not to fall in love with the nature in the Pacific Northwest, especially when isn't raining. I was visiting friends in Portland and as luck would have it, Peach Kennedy was in town doing the same. We linked up one morning and took a stroll in Mount Tabor Park. Peach eventually ended up without any clothes on, but due to legal reasons, I can't show you those images. Just kidding, more to come.
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If you don't think you can do something, then you can't. I always held onto the belief that I would work again with Dita Vetone. We went to Indian Rocks beach near Tampa. There was no parking and we were in a crunch for time, the sun was quickly setting. We parked in some poor bastard's private parking spot and hoped for the best. We caught the sun, we rolled in the bleached sand, we got the shots. Dita has this half-bitchy, half-playful attitude that is lovely, half the time. With peaks this high, there are bound to be some valleys. Once we returned to the red bug, there was an angry note on the window from a deeply offended resident. Sorry, baby. I'm in show business and this show must go on.
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There's someone for everyone, at least there should be. The happiest you is the one that sees beauty in all things.
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Wendy Patton surprises the hell out of me. The very first time that I met her, she had never even done any lingerie modeling. She was not sure she could pull off sexy in photos, but she was willing to try. Fast forward to today, with this gallery, Wendy takes the reigns and does things that overstep the limits of Zishy. If you think this was all my doing, think again. This woman knows that torture and tease go hand in hand. I get the feeling she likes to torture us.
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Lauralynn Parrish wanted to explore the campus of Mesa College before the semester started. It was the perfect setting for a beautiful young woman seeking some mischief without too many eyeballs around. Apologies if this gallery triggers anyone with impending student loans. I am sure the job market for your liberal arts degree will open up soon. This is probably just a phase.
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Casey Nohrman is photographed here by a Zishy contributor in Latvia. They visit Riga's Museum of Art and seem to have had full run of the place. The museum was abuzz with the arrival of Johannes Van Hoytl's priceless Renaissance painting, Boy with Apple. Hardly anyone seemed to notice when Casey's dress would mysteriously levitate. Happy Thanksgiving. Stay charged.
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Bridgette Vaughn is a real beauty that I am lucky to work with. Sometimes you might see a goddess like her and be too intimidated to approach. This is a mistake. Chances are, you will not sleep with them, so don't even try. Don't seek their approval. Hide the instinctual urge to procreate with their fabulous genetics. These women are complicated messes inside just like the rest of us. Part two coming tomorrow.
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Nickey Huntsman teases the camera while shopping on Ventura Boulevard in Sherman Oaks. Nickey's striking facial features have built her a large online following. She admits to constantly being compared to that Overly Attached Girlfriend meme. Ironically, Nickey is the likely one to become overly attached to in a relationship. I used to be involved with a girl who would take pictures of me while I slept. She kept this odd scrapbook of yours truly. We almost made it past the one-month milestone in our relationship.
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I flew to Denver to photograph a tall, leggy, gorgeous blonde named Dannell Norfolk. The temperatures were icy cold, but you could have fooled me. This incredible woman can thaw out the chilliest of bones. Dannell has the looks to pull off snooty fashion editorials, yet also has the nerves to flash a camera at her neighborhood diner. Women like this AND weed? I hope I die and go to Colorado.
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Thanks to some of you for paying me to fulfill this interesting occupation. I am not going to be buying gold Versace thongs anytime soon, like some douchey producers I know, but any revenue is just the cherry on top. The real reward is less tangible but more visceral. Imagine if you were given the opportunity to have women like Alyssa Weiber strip and tease you in a TJ Maxx on some random Tuesday evening. That is a pretty good existence, right? I must have done something noble in a past life.
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You can try to roll with women like Giana Van Patten, but you must check your fear at the door. This woman lives for today and today only. Giana has a thirst for big city thrills, having grown up in rural Kentucky. One could call Los Angeles her new home, but really it's just where this year's party is at.
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That heart of yours ain't gonna last forever. You might as well dip that fried piece of potato into the mayonnaise and savor this experience. To all of you who think that my occupation is a dream come true you are right. Partially, anyways. As with any job, there are always new challenges. Who knows how long I can do this type of shit before the every inch of the planet is being surveilled by AI. And how about risks? Nalani Dacus could have held me at gunpoint for my camera equipment. Christ, I underestimated that edible. Anyways, thanks for the memories, everyone.
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Ivah Anseline brought me to this park in Long Beach which was not overrun by homelessness. But don't be fooled, these photos were taken a while ago before California had completely decided to perform harakiri. Ivah is now safe in a different state along with the many others who felt their Hollywood dreams were not worth being burnt to a crisp in a Zombie apocalypse. Go figure.
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I finally rewatched 'Avatar'. The first time didn't count since I was wearing 3D glasses and snorting adrenachrome. As much as I enjoy the movie's visual effects, I still can not get completely behind the story. Life on Earth has never resembled the one on Pandora. Nature is a cruel bitch that wants to kill us as much as we want to run from it. The wilderness does not radiate with sweet love at night, Mr. Cameron. I am pretty sure you prefer to sleep in a comfortable bed, behind locked doors just like my pampered ass. Anyways, Ophelia Palantine has a lovely smile.
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If you visit Latvia, you might not be able to find a woman like Oxana Chic. But you should be able to visit Rozengrls and eat medieval dishes by candlelight. That is still pretty cool. Oxana is a creative young woman living in a struggling economy. She has used her desirable appearance to put herself through performance arts school and ultimately to survive. I could cry about Oxana's other work, but then I remember, it is just sex. I show less here at Zishy, and be honest, make you want these women more than any other site. BTW, I tried her bacon salad and it was fucking amazing.
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As my home roasts under the Texas heat, I am comfortably lying in bed in another part of the world. There is a cool breeze entering the open windows. It makes me realize how important and yet counter-productive a singular perspective can be. What one person knows or thinks they know is often not enough. We need unrestricted communication from a variety of sources to help us see through bias. In other words, the sanctions don't do shit, as far as I can tell. And if your news is only reporting that your side is winning, then it is probably lying to you. Like Norm MacDonald wisely pointed out, isn't it odd how history always has the good guys winning? Obviously, I am ranting. I just want to keep the good times rolling. For me, photographing Kari Pitinova was one of those good times.
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Hi Guys. I am back with an update of the renowned Gabbie Carter. Even my uncle was like, You should bring back that really popular porn star from Texas, the one with the insane tits. Well, family comes first. Here you go. This is Gabbie in her most natural of states. Good luck finding anything else out there that is more real or raw from this superstar. I will add bonus video footage from the day in a future post. Do yourself a favor and keep Zishy at the top of your bookmarks. Talk soon.
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Here is another one of my tails from Russia. Nicole Ross is stunning, but has a fatal flaw, she needs to be constantly photographed. While at the lake, I wanted to document the tranquil waters and athletic bodies, but no, Nicole kept nagging. Quick, Zach. Get a shot of my cute panties. How about you get me bending over while the bus passes by? Ooh, I would look so hot with this dress in front of the cathedral. Blah, blah, blah. She just doesn't stop. These girls never let me get any decent shots for my travel portfolio. How the hell am I ever gonna get to work for Cond Nast? Oh wells. Enjoy Zish.
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On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.
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Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
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I have received several requests for more Luisa Medrano, so today is some members' lucky day. Here, we have our contributor, Viky, taking Luisa out for a burger and beers, then heading home for more revealing photography. Viky says Luisa loves her and loves Zishy. Kinda makes me jealous watching someone else do my job, but let us keep that on the DL. This isn't the last you will see of Luisa's young, delicate beauty.
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I know today is a really important holiday in the US, but maybe some of you Americans will be able to spare a few minutes to appreciate Stacy Antropova. I am confident it will take most of you less than ten. Anyways, this is another contributor update brought to you by Victoria Minina. The curves on Stacy are quite perplexing. I asked ChatGPT to explain why other women are not built this way and it just said, Please send her contact info and social media. Odd.
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Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could--the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.
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Here is a long video and more pics from that time I took Katherine Prerija to a nude beach in Barcelona. I have a feeling she enjoyed the adoration from everyone around. There are also a few explicit extras which are exclusive to any kind tippers. You can now tip straight from Twitter, or just email me for instructions. I am realzishy on Twitter. Follow me there because Instagram is lame. Talk soon.
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My absolute almost favorite model is back. This is when Gia Ohmy took me to one of her regular West Palm Beach eateries. We were eventually kicked out, but it was fun while it lasted. Apparently, a strict rule of theirs is to limit the use of the bathroom to one person at a time. Fascists. Anyways, we did enjoy Howley's BLT, minus the lettuce, plus the cheese. Or was it their signature grilled cheese, add bacon and tomato? Hell if I remember. I just know that Gia likes it indulgent and spicy. No complaints here besides her penchant for mendacity.
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Happy Cinco De Mayo. In commemoration of such an historic event, I bring you some photos of a lovely person that I met in Ukraine. Correct, Yana West is not Mexican, but she does have braces, which is something you get very affordably in Mexico. Do you hate braces? Just relax, because Yana is naturally supercharged from head to toe. More of her to come.
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These have been held in the Zishy archives for a minute. Anthony, our contributor from Portland said it best, Girls like Stella don't come through very often. Yeah, man. I know. That is why I remotely commissioned a few shoots with this rare bird. And I will be real with you because hardly anyone ever is, I offered Stella to travel and shoot with me as well. She refused and blocked me for asking if it was possible to pack on a few pounds. See, Stella had slimmed down quite a bit after shooting with Anthony. Live and learn. Don't ask for shit. Just take it as it comes. Or don't take it at all. Video tomorrow.
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"Part two as promised. Taya Helenova's tattoo claims that she is wild. I am beginning to be convinced. More Taya is promised in warmer times. And with a friend."
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"This update starts off with Lissa Mendez looking serious, to be honest, possibly even a little pissed. Gradually, we see her loosen up in front of our eyes. That million dollar smile reemerges, and all is right again in the universe. I don't know the entire story behind it, but along with you, I look forward to downloading more information on Lissa in part two. Together we will get to the bottom of this. See ya tomorrow. Z"
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Every morning I wake up thinking that they found a cure or that it was all just a bad dream. But nope. This shit is real. I am getting older and there is nothing I can do about it. I know we are all in the same boat. Our hair is falling out or turning grey, wrinkles are forming across our faces, and we can only last a mere two and a half hours in bed with incredible women like Regan Budimir. Why is this happening to me? Why do I now require ten painful minutes to recharge instead of the standard five? My word. Is there any hope left? Science, I am in your hands now. Bring me Eternal Spring.
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"Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."
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"Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I'm not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking"
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Some asshole told me that this land used to be Mexico, and before that, something else. Come on, guy. I popped out of a vagina on this side of the river. Therefore, I have earned the right to keep you and your hungry children out. Stop ruining my zen vibes. For those that are humorless, please Bing 'sarcasm'. One of Carlin's great jokes, They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. I thought it would be hard to convince Wendy Patton to undress completely and walk around in the baking desert. But Wendy likes to prove me wrong. We have a peculiar relationship.
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"And we are back with new Angel Avril loitering at a hip, new apartment complex with yours truly. This is part one and I will return tomorrow with part two which was shot back at her place and includes bonus video. For now, I must leave you to go work on my figure skating. Take care, gents."
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Women everywhere have problems putting on fancy nylon stockings without ripping them. It is a universal dilemma. If you are a US citizen and have never utilized your passport, you are doing yourself a disservice. You could be missing out on lessons like the aforementioned. You could be meeting people like Regan Budimir, who live in Kiev, and who are curious about the American perspective. You could be getting comfortable with being uncomfortable. Best of all, you could be forgetting to check your phone every two minutes because you have more exciting shit going on.
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I took these with Wanda Ablee somewhere in Texas. Many people swear by the quality of Torchy's Tacos. I think it's pretty good but definitely not what I consider authentic Mexican cuisine. Their Democrat or Crossroads tacos are great if you enjoy beef. My favorite Mexican food is made by perspiring grandmothers in confined spaces. Sometimes the middle-aged male with hairless forearms will also suffice. But never forget the sweat. The sweat is most important.
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Misty Lovelace says she is polyamorous. At some point, I would have thought this lifestyle choice was a good idea. But after having a child, I can't see how responsible parents would have much time nor energy for additional lovers. Perhaps this is only a problem before your children reach those immense college debt years. But also maybe, us humans need to choose between adding to the population or always seeking the next strange. There are some asses we are destined to appreciate from a distance. This is our painful reality.
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Alejandra Cobos is a young woman with an astonishingly beautiful face. She is from my hometown of El Paso. I was visiting family members there over the holidays and decided to look for some kindred spirits in this Texas border town. Well, Feliz Navidad Mr. Venice. Santa delivered and then some. Alejandra seems shy at first, but it doesn't take much to get her going. And once she does, good luck keeping up. ¿Quieres más? No problemo.
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A beautiful quote I found on an adult performer's social media: I don't care if you don't like me, most of you motherfuckers don't even like yourselves. This is likely a response to the hate that is spread online, especially directed towards a person of that profession. I wager that the same men who send the unwanted dick pics also post the judgmental comments. If we were all less fake and a little more thoughtful, both the marks and the porn stars would get along better. Wren Davis tries kale chips and kombucha for the first time.
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Winter Bliss, anxious and beautiful. Staying warm on cold days, not thinking of you. From the infinite void she will pluck her next fire diamond.
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This is the first part of a shower and bedroom hour with Spencer Bisson. It took a while, but she finally graces us with an unhindered view in her human suit. Spencer's prominent tan lines are the result of falling asleep while at the beach. Her pain, our gain. Part two coming at ya tomorrow.
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Merry Christmas and all that good nonsense. Trista Jakes was a great accomplice in this risk-taking visit to a Baptist church. And this is a perfect example of what happens when you don't plan things out. We saw a beautiful building to use as a backdrop, started taking pictures around it, then soon realized the doors were unlocked and no one was there to stop us. A Christmas miracle? Maybe. If you are a believer, then you must assume it was part of God's plan. blessed
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Here's an appetizer from my trip to Philippe's with Riley Anne and Winter Bliss. Winter is the one in the suspenders. More soon to follow. These girls are fire and needed thorough attention. Part two in 24 hours. If you're in LA, go get some Philippe's. I am looking forward to my next french dip pastrami.
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And we are back with Jessica Albanka from Oslo, Norway. Do you know how difficult it is to be inconspicuous walking in public with a woman like Jessica? It must be her eyes. Everyone can't help but stare at her eyes. Jessica is a perfect muse. Don't worry, there's still more of her to come.
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I am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.
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Rikki Till and Stella Garmen gave me a full spectrum tour of Pittsburgh. There was flashing, spanking, smoking, showering, we even went to church. Good luck finding guides like these. I'll post a compilation video tomorrow. I got my second Pfizer dose today, so I'm feeling really lethargic ... or maybe I just procrastinate with everything. Yeah, that's probably it. Snoochie boochies.
